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Some 'more' hilarious ones:
-The parts of speech are lungs and air
-The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes
-A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population
-Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris
-The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on thetop and you sit on the bottom
-The sun never set on the British Empire because the BritishEmpire's in the East and the sun sets in the West
-Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable inthe autumn when the apples are falling off the trees
-Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name
-Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel.Handel was half --German , half Italian and half English. He was verylarge
-The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth
-Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years