Some Fun Things To Try If You Really Want To annoy Your Roommate!

- Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what she is talking about.
- When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
- Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players
- Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of new lightbulbs.
- Repeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g., Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......")
- Continually refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same.
- Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep
- Whenever your roomate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself
- Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed. Do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out. Use this method to fall asleep every night for a month
- Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds and then hang up.
- Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language
- If you know that s/he is in the room, come barging in out of breath. Ask if they saw a fat bald naked man run through carrying a hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing.
- Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When s/he does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like THEY were here again.
- When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing
- Leave your room and lock the door. Proceed to bang on the door, screaming, "Let me in." Get mad at your roommate for locking you out
- Let your alarm clock go off and refuse to turn it off. If your roommate comments, pretend not to hear anything
- When you leave the room, put on a screensaver that says, "I'm watching you

Brahman...

Neo Alchemist had blogged:

thunder was magnificient
we gave birth to indra
fire kept us warm
we called him agni
the breeze was calming
we named him vayu
water gave us food
we called him varuna
death was reality
we invoked yama
sun gave us life
we called him surya
stars gave us the universe
we called out to saptarishis
mystery of universe kept us wondering
we named it brahman

am hoping I dont have to pay any royalties.... :-)

That thing called privacy

I am not sure why i am too possessive abt privacy.....not sure at all...worth it eh?

God....why me?

I am sure u kno the answer....but why me?....why did u make me soooo damn lazy!..i feel like i have lost all the energy that was pushing me this far. When i think it wud be this far only and no further....i feel like filth. Look at all the ppl who r around....man...they r all so ambitious..or atleast are soo soo involved in sumthing or the other..i am not sure if i have an answer to the question..whats ur hobby?!..do i have one?...........i hate this state of mind!...i jus wanna look at myself and say....can someone be more useless?

When did I say that?

Great Indian Novel eh!...its jus where i'd left it..in the shelf. Talk abt finishing this book..thats certainly not me. It does happen sometimes when u r not too inlcined to read a book I guess. It sure was interesting in the beginning, somehow, the flame has died down.
I have read the Da Vinci Code and some other books in the meanwhile....and still after the much needed break frm the Tharoor thingy, I am not able to get back to it.
The only book that i'd started and not finished (apart frm my text books) is Gone with the Wind. I actually thght i'd see the movie and then read the book.....much against wat i usually think..but neither happened. Strange..i now wanna read Children's Classics...am not sure if i remember anything of Moby Dick , Huckleberry Finn and all now!